I had big plans for my day off. In theory, I wanted to:

• Clean my house
• Buy a turkey
• Create my Thanksgiving battle plan
• Catch up on laundry
• Clean my closet
• Clean my kids’ closet

But here’s what I did:

• Got my new laptop and spent the next 3 hours getting programs installed
• The all-important brunch
• Got my husband’s Christmas presents
• Went back to figuring out the new laptop

I am such a freaking bum.

This is what happens when my husband goes out of town for too long. I turn into a sloth.

Do you know what the solution is at this point?

I am going to fix a drink and wallow in my laziness.