Just So You Know…

  • I hate waiting on cream cheese to soften.
  • I hate putting pillowcases on pillows. Don’t get me wrong, I love my pillowcases, and my OCD even demands I have two pillow cases on each of my pillows. I just hate the actual act of putting the case on the pillow.
  • I hate it when people open their car doors at intersections to spit on the street.
  • I hate hard plastic packaging that requires scissors, a jackhammer and a pound of C-4 to open before you can free your newly purchased item from its’ clutches.
  • I hate that my glasses fogged up when I walked outside this morning, and it’s not even July yet.
  • I hate that I can’t go to the store without forgetting something, even when I have a list. I somehow develop selective blindness while in the store and pass over at least three crucial items I need for the week.
  • I hate whoever keeps littering in our yard, and wish I could magically electrify the sidewalk to zap them every time they throw their drink cups, food wrappers and cigarette butts in my grass.
  • I hate being grouchy, so I’m going to have a cocktail and get in a better mood.
  • The end.

2 thoughts on “Just So You Know…

  1. Just so you know, I hate it when you’re walking towards a door in a busy public spot and the person in front of you just lets it go… even though you’re right behind them. Especially if you’re pushing a stroller. Thanks a lot.

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