If you’re into Black Friday, more power to ya. As for me, watching people behave like Roman gladiators in order to snag a deal doesn’t exactly convey the whole “peace on Earth, goodwill toward men” vibe. I’m all about a saving some cash, but not at the expense of my holiday cheer, sanity or safety.

So today, we are taking it easy. After an initial post-holiday clean-up, the Heathens and I are going to spend our day relaxing, watching Christmas movies and stuffing ourselves on leftovers.

Yes, that picture you see is the pie I had for breakfast. A leftover extravaganza is a marathon, not a sprint.