Than to set Bean next to a pile of clean, folded laundry while I answered the phone. Didn’t I learn my lesson last time?

She abhors anything that is stacked or organized. She must create disarray where she perceives order. She thunders through my house like Godzilla, and the rest of us are the citizens of Tokyo. It’s chaos!

“Hooray! Fold it again! Fold it again!”

“This is the best game EVER!”

If only she would use her powers for good…