How to Make the Heathens Happy in One Easy Step


I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually fed my children doughnuts for dinner.

I disavow all knowledge of these events.

Those are not, I repeat NOT, Krispy Kreme hats on their heads….

Ok, maybe they are, but it’s just their uniform…yeaaahhh, for like, work.


I’ll do better tomorrow, I promise.

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